(via unescapable)
what i lack in personality i make up for in
(via babycakezzz)
it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha
(via confirmance)
Her foundation is wrong and she needs a good undereye concealer.
(via thecommonchick)
Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee
me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal or we’re breaking up
being passively suicidal is so wild bc sometimes ill say shit like “i kinda want to die today” the same exact way i would say “i kinda want mcdonalds today” like. wow.
(via humorous-wifi)
(via strangeparker)
(via allteeensrelate)
what did this bird do
I wish i had context on this
here u go
I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.
I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed
I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.
I’m so pleased.
(via approach)
silly smol angel baby can’t keep his hands to himself 😍😛 got any requests 🤔? Feel free to send them in 😉
